1. You like the number 8.
2. You like to eat chicken feet.
3. You suck on fish heads and fish fins.
4. You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror.
5. You sing karaoke.
6. Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film of grease.
7. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
8. You leave the plastic covers on your remote control.
9. You've never kissed your mom or dad.
10. You've never hugged your mom or dad.
11. You love to use coupons.
12. You drive around looking for the cheapest petrol.
13. You drive around for hours looking for the best parking space.
14. You take showers at night.
15. You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms.
16. You don't mind squeezing 20 people into one motel room.
17. Most girls have more body hair than you, if you are male.
18. You tap the table when someone pours tea for you.
19. You say "Aiya!" and "Wah!" frequently.
20. You don't want to wear your seatbelt because it is uncomfortable.
21. You love Las Vegas, slot machines, and blackjack.
22. You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can reuse the paper.
23. You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.
24. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.
25. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table. That's why you need the vinyl tablecloth.
26. You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time.
27. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
28. You have never used your dishwasher.
29. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
30. You eat all meals in the kitchen.
31. You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth).
32. You hate to waste food.
33. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers.
34. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
35. You twirl your pen around your fingers.