ROMANCEMATHEMATICS
Smartman+smartwoman=romance
Smartman+dumbwoman=affair
Dumbman+smartwoman=marriage
Dumbman+dumbwoman=pregnancy
OFFICEARITHMETIC
Smartboss+smartemployee=profit
Smartboss+dumbemployee=production
Dumbboss+smartemployee=promotion
Dumbboss+dumbemployee=overtime
SHOPPINGMATH
Amanwillpay$2fora$1itemheneeds.
Awomanwillpay$1fora$2itemthatshedoesn'tneed.
GENERALEQUATIONS&STATISTICS
Awomanworriesaboutthefutureuntilshegetsahusband.
Amanneverworriesaboutthefutureuntilhegetsawife.
Asuccessfulmanisonewhomakesmoremoneythanhiswifecanspend.
Asuccessfulwomanisonewhocanfindsuchaman.
HAPPINESS
Tobehappywithaman,youmustunderstandhimalotandlovehimalittle.
Tobehappywithawoman,youmustloveheralotandnottrytounderstandheratall.
LONGEVITY
Marriedmenlivelongerthansinglemendo,butmarriedmenarealotmorewillingtodie.
PROPENSITYTOCHANGE
Awomanmarriesamanexpectinghewillchange,buthedoesn't.
Amanmarriesawomanexpectingthatshewon'tchange,andshedoes.
DISCUSSIONTECHNIQUE
Awomanhasthelastwordinanyargument.
Anythingamansaysafterthatisthebeginningofanewargument.

HOWTOSTOPPEOPLEFROMBUGGINGYOUABOUTGETTINGMARRIED
Oldauntsusedtocomeuptomeatweddings,pokingmeintheribsandcackling,tellingme,"You'renext."TheystoppedafterIstarteddoingthesamethingtothematfunerals.
SENDTHISTOASMARTWOMANWHONEEDSALAUGHANDTOTHESMARTGUYSYOUKNOWCANHANDLEIT.

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