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-- 作者:DOCTOR -- 发布时间:2003-9-30 12:45:07 -- ROMANCEMATHEMATICS [转帖] ROMANCEMATHEMATICS Smartman+smartwoman=romance Smartman+dumbwoman=affair Dumbman+smartwoman=marriage Dumbman+dumbwoman=pregnancy OFFICEARITHMETIC Smartboss+smartemployee=profit Smartboss+dumbemployee=production Dumbboss+smartemployee=promotion Dumbboss+dumbemployee=overtime SHOPPINGMATH Amanwillpay$2fora$1itemheneeds. Awomanwillpay$1fora$2itemthatshedoesn\'tneed. GENERALEQUATIONS&STATISTICS Awomanworriesaboutthefutureuntilshegetsahusband. Amanneverworriesaboutthefutureuntilhegetsawife. Asuccessfulmanisonewhomakesmoremoneythanhiswifecanspend. Asuccessfulwomanisonewhocanfindsuchaman. HAPPINESS Tobehappywithaman,youmustunderstandhimalotandlovehimalittle. Tobehappywithawoman,youmustloveheralotandnottrytounderstandheratall. LONGEVITY Marriedmenlivelongerthansinglemendo,butmarriedmenarealotmorewillingtodie. PROPENSITYTOCHANGE Awomanmarriesamanexpectinghewillchange,buthedoesn\'t. Amanmarriesawomanexpectingthatshewon\'tchange,andshedoes. DISCUSSIONTECHNIQUE Awomanhasthelastwordinanyargument. Anythingamansaysafterthatisthebeginningofanewargument. HOWTOSTOPPEOPLEFROMBUGGINGYOUABOUTGETTINGMARRIED Oldauntsusedtocomeuptomeatweddings,pokingmeintheribsandcackling,tellingme,"You\'renext."TheystoppedafterIstarteddoingthesamethingtothematfunerals. SENDTHISTOASMARTWOMANWHONEEDSALAUGHANDTOTHESMARTGUYSYOUKNOWCANHANDLEIT. |